how many time do we have to teach you this lesson old man

how many time do we have to teach you this lesson old man

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The Spongebob memes will never die, and we’re very okay with that. This trending meme, known officially as “How Many Times Do We Have To Teach You This Lesson, Old Man?” throws shade at the cringey things that really shouldn’t exist anymore. You know, like YouTube Rewind or Adam Sandler movies for example. Sorry, not sorry.
When entering a hive of scum and villainy, you must be prepared for anything. But enough about Tumblr (not really) we have the best examples of when the sites’ users hit right on the money with Spongebob. Or bieeyayeyayeyayeyaye your way through the funniest Spongebob memes we could find.

You think you’re in love with the girl at register
Because you can’t separate affection from attention anymore
And women your old age just don’t have the passion
You swear you remember you had, a twitch of the lip a brush of the hand
They whisper behind you it’s so fucking sad
You think you’re in love with the girl at the store
Because the dog that waits for you among the broken bottles on your floor
Would show you its teeth if you weren’t the one who was giving it treats
And in it’s quiet longing
You find yourself thinking
I am gonna die like a dog in a hot car
I am gonna die like a dog in a hot car pink tongue cracked from sucking in the warm air

References:

http://memebase.cheezburger.com/tag/how-many-times-do-we-have-to-teach-you-this-lesson-old-man
http://pinktidemke.bandcamp.com/track/how-many-times-do-we-have-to-teach-you-this-lesson-old-man
http://ell.stackexchange.com/questions/155022/can-we-schedule-the-call-to-vs-can-we-do-the-call-at

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